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HomeWatcher is an "intelligent" WebCam software program. It can sense changes in the image of an attached camera, and take action: upload the image to a Website, send it to you by e-mail, initiate a loal sound alarm or start any other program. This way you can use it as a low-cost ye highly functional home security system.
You can also use it to keep an eye on your dogs, birds or kids when you are away. At work, you can see how they are behaving

FISHING EXPERT V4.0 - A program which contains fishing techniques as well as a fishing logs. Recommended BEST by Pros in BASSMASTERS magazine. You select conditions you fish under and program gives 400 proven methods to catch fish.
Library, Whatif analysis, recipes. Bass, walleye, crappie, musky, trout, and boat
control databases with purchase. PC, Win 95/98/NT/2000/XP, 4mg memory, Pentium.

Pictorial screen saver with 110 superb landscapes of various areas in central and northern Europe. The crystal-clear photographs allow outstanding viewing at screen settings as high as 1600x1200 pixels. The images are displayed by a first-class screen saver engine. It features options for adjusting delay time between images, selecting up to 23 transition effects, and resizing images to fit the screen. Installation is easy with the setup program.

Socket Workbench is the definitive tool for analysing socket communications that underlie the Internet and several types of inter-process communication. Configure Socket Workbench to be a socket client (like a web browser or e-mail client) or a socket server with ease. You can send data through a socket and analyse that data that has been received.

Ear Training for musicians: Intervals, Triads, Chords, Scales, Melody, Rhythm. Accelerate your musical development, hone your skills, take your playing to the next level. Work by yourself at your own pace, using your computer as an instructor. Good aural skills benefit all musicians: become a better soloist, sight read more fluently, transcribe music, learn from recordings etc. Also suitable for use in schools and colleges. Free 30-day trial.

Perform remote support and management on multiple systems simultaneously over a LAN, WAN and the Internet with this PC remote control software. Supports mobile users effortlesly and also remote sites and servers. Provides speedy, secure remote PC access, remote deployment, a hardware and software inventory, centralised management, file transfer, remote helpdesk, support for Pocket PC and Linux, a new whiteboard feature and record and replay.

TRUTH ABOUT TRANSLATION ENHANCED 2. Animated text show gives much information, exposes myths on translating/interpreting/computers. New, menu-driven, humorously probes complex language problems, presents famous quotations about translation spanning 2,500 years, PLUS hilarious "Translation Bloopers" by man & machine PLUS humorous and insightful ideas about how both language & translation truly work. Animated/printable. Full version $12.

A personalized, easy to use, efficient program that never lets you forget important events, it displays reminders on occasion dates and notifies you of upcoming events in advance. You can easily personalize many settings - like the background image, current day and weekends appearance.

With so many options, your events are easy to organize - remembering every important occasion was never so easy.

This womens` contraception and conception calendar with baby gender predictions helps you to use natural (rhythmic) contraception method. This calendar shows the best time for conception and for safe love in a one year calendar. You can print it and use it everywhere. Shown days: menstruation, safe love, conception of girl, ovulation, conception of boy, forecast of menstruation for several months. Multilingual interface.